Mom’s And Dad’s are definitely the best! After every martial arts testing day we always take a moment to reflect with the children in class on how much we accomplished and who we should be grateful to. We remind the children of the contribution our parents play in support of our Jiu-jitsu achievements. Parents make sure we eat properly and have nutritious snacks so we can kick and punch to our hearts delight. Our parents help us manage our time and tasks to ensure we get to or Martial Arts class in a timely fashion. Our parents keep our Karate uniforms and Kung Fu equipment clean and in good repair. Our parents make sure we go to bed and have the proper amount of rest in order to fully participate in the following days activities. Our parents certainly do a lot for us, if you think about it, it’s definitely the greatest and most challenging job of all time!
Did you ever sit down and think about your job description as a parent or guardian? If not, read this and see if it fits your job duties:
Mom, Mommy, Mama, Ma Dad, Daddy, Dada, Pa
Long-term team players needed for challenging, permanent work in an often chaotic environment.
Candidates must possess excellent communication and organizational skills and be willing to work varied hours, which will include ….evenings, weekends, and frequent 24-hour shifts.
Some overnight travel required, including trips to primitive camping sites on rainy weekends and endless sports tournaments in far away cities!
Travel expenses not reimbursed.
Extensive courier duties also required.
For the rest of your life: Must be willing to be hated, at least temporarily, until someone needs $5.
Must be willing to bite tongue repeatedly.
Must possess the physical stamina of a pack mule and be able to go from zero to 60 mph in three seconds flat in case, this time, the screams from the backyard are not someone just crying wolf.
Must be willing to face stimulating technical challenges, such as small gadget repair, mysteriously sluggish toilets, and stuck zippers.
Must screen phone calls, maintain calendars, and coordinate production of multiple homework projects.
Must have ability to plan and organize social gatherings for clients of all ages.
Must be willing to be indispensable one minute and embarrassed the next.
Must handle assembly and product safety testing of a half-million cheap, plastic toys and battery-operated devices.
Must always hope for the best, but be prepared for the worst.
Must assume final, complete accountability for the quality of the end product.
Responsibilities also include floor maintenance and janitorial work throughout the facility.
Possibility for Advancement & Promotion:
Your job is to remain in the same position for years, without complaining, constantly retaining and updating your skills so that those in your charge can ultimately surpass you.
None required, unfortunately.
On-the-job training offered on a continually exhausting basis.
Wages and Compensation:
Get this! You pay them, offering frequent raises and bonuses!
A balloon payment is due when they turn 18 because of the assumption that college will help them become financially independent.
When you die, you give them whatever is left. The oddest thing about this reverse-salary scheme is you actually enjoy it and wish you could only do more.
Does not include the following benefits: health or dental insurance, pension, tuition reimbursement, paid holidays, or stock options.
limitless opportunities for personal growth, unconditional love, and free hugs and kisses for life, if you play your cards right.
If you are fortunate enough, you will become a grandparent and can then work an entire new job description.
On behalf of every child across the globe we would like to thank all parents for the unbelievable job they do!